Omg I’m watching Hunger Games and it gets to that intense scene where Katniss is putting the medicine on Peeta’s leg. Then he turns to swipe her forehead and my friend yells out, SIMBAAAAAAAAA!!!
FML, I could not take that seriously.
The Hunger Games
Oh. My. Goodness.
It was actually a very good movie. Were there things missing that should have been in it? Yes. Was the plot rushed? OF COURSE, the book is all detail! The relationships had no developement, they just kinda happened, but I am still SUPER happy with the movie. The book is quite long and almost everything in it is important so cutting anything out would make it seem rushed, they had to make some choices.
They stayed pretty freaking close to the script/plot, too. There weren’t any super drastict changes. I went into this movie expecting to hate it, and came out high off happiness. No movie can justify the books, but this was done really well in my opinion. Loved it! <3
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
